Monkey Love Made Billions Die
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Last friday, I went to my bio tuition where the number of students has suddenly increased by multiples -.- And well, Mr Paul the Superhero taught us about the defense mechanism and immunity in our bodies and how it can prevent us from getting death threatening diseases. Well, in this session, we students learned a disturbing yet intesresting fact. Which has been sticking in my mind the two days, its so yuckish.
WHERE DOES HIV COME FROM? HOW COME IT SUDDENLY APPEARED FROM NOWHERE AND KILLING THE CRAP OUT OF PEOPLE?
Mr Paul the Superhero told us that HIV has existed, for a long time. It just didnt attack us beautiful human beings, it only infected monkeys. But God with his Al-Mighty powers has created the monkey with an immunity that it has antibodies and whatever in it to protect them from this disease. Im not saying that they are hebat gila or immortal to HIV. It is dangerous to them too but not fatal.
So, how come this disease that only attack monkeys boleh tiba2 melencong and spread-ed to us humans? NO, it doesnt have to do with darwin's theory that monkey revolved into humans and we're genetically related to them. NO NO, I think thats crap.
There is a scientific reason to this. HIV is transmitted through the transfer of body fluids like semen or blood. This happens when people share needles which are contaminated to inject drugs or have unprotrected sex. Got any clue yet. Yes, OH NO.
There was this stupid african guy who is predicted to have been bloody desperate. I assume he didnt have a partner ; woman or man. So, Mr Paul the Superhero said that this stupid stupid stupid african guy, had intercourse, with a monkey. A big hairy monkey. EEEYUCCKKKK ! Obviously, he didnt wear a condom so this monkey who coincidently had HIV had its fluid mixed with this stupid stupid african guy. So this guy got infected by this monkey and spread this disease to the world.
All because of this stupid guy had to make love with a monkey, the whole world is filled with people dying from HIV. Darn it, he's so stupid! 
Last friday, I went to my bio tuition where the number of students has suddenly increased by multiples -.- And well, Mr Paul the Superhero taught us about the defense mechanism and immunity in our bodies and how it can prevent us from getting death threatening diseases. Well, in this session, we students learned a disturbing yet intesresting fact. Which has been sticking in my mind the two days, its so yuckish.
WHERE DOES HIV COME FROM? HOW COME IT SUDDENLY APPEARED FROM NOWHERE AND KILLING THE CRAP OUT OF PEOPLE?
Mr Paul the Superhero told us that HIV has existed, for a long time. It just didnt attack us beautiful human beings, it only infected monkeys. But God with his Al-Mighty powers has created the monkey with an immunity that it has antibodies and whatever in it to protect them from this disease. Im not saying that they are hebat gila or immortal to HIV. It is dangerous to them too but not fatal.
So, how come this disease that only attack monkeys boleh tiba2 melencong and spread-ed to us humans? NO, it doesnt have to do with darwin's theory that monkey revolved into humans and we're genetically related to them. NO NO, I think thats crap.
There is a scientific reason to this. HIV is transmitted through the transfer of body fluids like semen or blood. This happens when people share needles which are contaminated to inject drugs or have unprotrected sex. Got any clue yet. Yes, OH NO.
There was this stupid african guy who is predicted to have been bloody desperate. I assume he didnt have a partner ; woman or man. So, Mr Paul the Superhero said that this stupid stupid stupid african guy, had intercourse, with a monkey. A big hairy monkey. EEEYUCCKKKK ! Obviously, he didnt wear a condom so this monkey who coincidently had HIV had its fluid mixed with this stupid stupid african guy. So this guy got infected by this monkey and spread this disease to the world.
All because of this stupid guy had to make love with a monkey, the whole world is filled with people dying from HIV. Darn it, he's so stupid!
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12 Comments:
hahaha... so funny..
is tat true???
unfortunately bebe, it is O.O
ok... i will control myself not to XXXX xxx with those monkey, XD aha!
-hst-
HAHAHAHA XXXX xxx ?
So funny la u darl
what was that stupid stupid african guy thinking?
This can't be true.
It just a rekaan cerita.
ker, it's cerita rekaan, not rekaan cerita:D
Kerr its true, really
the stupid african guy didnt have a brain shida, thats why he's STUPID
i tot its human immunodefiecny virus.. not monkey lol
miv or hiv?
hahahah i dont knoww nicoo
HAHA monkey immunodeficiency HEHE. haih nicholas u can be a comedian mannn
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